Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Vodka?
Forever.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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