Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
