we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm having to shit out rocks
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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