dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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