in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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