Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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