I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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