Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Liz is crying about burritos again.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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