Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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