Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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