out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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