From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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