Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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