Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
