The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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