he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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