Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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