Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
His nipple licking is glorious
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