I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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