Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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