The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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