So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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