How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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