You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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