We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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