Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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