I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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