Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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