i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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