I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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