god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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