i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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