Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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