It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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