Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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