remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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