I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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