The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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