Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
