Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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