On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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