their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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