saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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