I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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