ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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