Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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