Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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