i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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