He is an equal opportunity slut.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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