her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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